Reason # 983 why being fat sucks
WARNING: this is a TMI post, but it’s not something I could bring up on the phone with my BFF in front of my boy flatmate!!
Reason #983:
You can’t choose your own contraception methods. The Dr gives you the ‘Contraception - YOUR CHOICE’ brochure and asks you to pick your SECOND choice. Cos you’re too fat for your first choice.
I’m too old to be on the doorstep of the student health centre (part time study entitles to me to all the benefits of free medical care!) at 8am on a Monday morning for the ECP. And far too old to be trying to hide hickey’s at work with high collars and lots of hair. I can’t even remember the last time I had a hickey…. probably at the same time I last had the ECP, which had to be last century I’m sure. Seriously, far too old. Anyone ever had the IUD before they had kids? They don’t recommend it for the childless, but that’s about the only potentially viable option left :S
Just for you Tinsley: Tip #1 from the dietician. Breakfast should include a carb, a protein and a fruit. The carbs fill you up and the protein keeps that full feeling for longer. Don’t skimp on the servings, make sure you have full servings of whatever you decide to eat. I personally have porridge (1/2 C oats, 1/2 C milk, 1/2 C water, microwave for 2 minutes, it comes out perfect every time!) followed by a piece of fresh fruit.
More to come….
Thanks for the tip N! If you make it over to my blog you will see I’ve taken some additional steps to help with the eating process
Comment by Tinsley — July 3, 2007 @ 2:14 am
hey got your comment! no worries! i hope it helps! my friend has the same issue so i feel your pain! $80 is way too much money for any underwear! LOL
Comment by golden — July 18, 2007 @ 11:53 pm
Hey no talk of the new computer. I need to know details, woman. heh!
It’s nowhere near as sexy as yours
details on that and soooooooo much more to come, soon, I promise!!! For now I’m going to get warm after sitting in my freezing cold car for an hour waiting for the AA (kinda like AAA, but we just have 2 a’s), after the clutch decided to disappear on me! another hour for a tow and ride home :S Apparently it’s just a broken cable, a cable sounds cheap right!?! I hope so……
Comment by mary — August 14, 2007 @ 2:47 pm