Are you kidding me? Seriously….
Should I be flattered by the fact that a guy who I hardly know and haven’t seen in well over a year comes home all the way from Canada and thinks, in advance of getting on the plane, that while he’s here we should, you know, get it on? I have absolutely no desire to undertake in any such activities with him, there is only one man I want to do these things with right now (though I’m attempting to move on from this, that’s another story).
After skirting around the issue in a very obvious way, he finally gets down to business tonight on msn:
Him - "well i mite possibly meet you up one nite next week like mon or something"
Me - *thinking* ‘wtf? who says I even want to?‘
Then he says…. (wait for it…..)
Him - "i dont know what i would do with you though"
Seriously??? Why not just say it plain as day: ‘wanna get together and fuck on Monday?’
THEN it got even better:
Him - have you been doing much exercising in the last year
Me - is that supposed to be a polite way of saying ‘have you lost any weight?’
Him - yes
Me - well then why didn’t you just say so? It was transparent as all hell anyways, don’t bother trying to cover it up and make it look pretty
Him - so?
Me - so what? you actually think I’m going to dignify such a pathetic question with an answer?
Him - olk
Him- sorry
Yea, I’m sorry too, sorry you’re so pathetic and sorry that apologies very rarely wash with me. They should be reserved for occasions where there is a genuine, unintended consequence that the instigator did not anticipate as a result of their actions. Therefore they feel bad and are sorry that it happened. ‘Sorry’ doesn’t get you out of being a dumbass.
What a scumbag! OMG! I would’ve ripped him a new one if you know what I mean. I can’t believe he could be so rude and assume that you would even WANT to hook up with him. What a jackass!
Comment by Kari — February 28, 2008 @ 3:17 am
What an asshole.Oops I swore in your comment box. Forgive me?
Let us know any follow up with the jackass. *hug*
Comment by mary — February 29, 2008 @ 5:28 am