InBlogNito

So… remember the text message? The one I sent over THREE weeks ago? The one you all commented on so honestly and frankly, comments that I really appreciated? I was happy, I’d put myself out there, I hadn’t gotten anything back, but I was happy, I was moving on. Then on Saturday I get a text. From him. Would I like to come over for dinner and a movie? There was no consideration, the answer was hell yes! Small problem though… I was out of town. So I text back and explained the issue and said "how about next weekend?". He said he’d be in touch… and I thought ‘yea ok, we’ll see about that then’. But as my flatmate pointed out, at least I got to postpone on him for a change!

Then, double shock, what do you know? It’s only Wed and he’s trying again for this Sat night! So of course I said yes. It’s at his house, that can only mean he’s after one thing. But damnit, I need that one thing too! And seeing as my surgery is on the Tuesday following, I might be out of action for a week or three. So that’s put a little much needed excitement in my life. Apart from that things are rather dreary, I’m fighting a cold, which jeopardises my surgery. I can’t have it jeopardised, cos my mum has flights booked and everything else is all sorted. I came home early from work on Monday and my other (dim witted, unhygienic, generall uncouth) flatmate commented that I was home early, and I explained the situation. Her response?

"But isn’t the surgery supposed to make you better?"

Um.. yea… we all rush off to a surgeon and have them slice us open for a mere head cold. Seriously.

Which brings me to the finale of this post, I have a few of these stirling little quotes from said flatmate, I think I’m going to start a regular feature to share some of these with you, with special guest posts from any other equally dim-witted people who manage to come up with these inane, illogical, or just plain stupid words and actually speak them out loud. Yes, I know, very judgemental, I’m not always the straightest thinker either, but I have no patience for plain ineptitude.