Absolute Asshats #4
Fortunately the stupidity is spouting forth at a tremendous rate, so I can entertain you as much as possible in the lead up the asshat’s exit from the house. Today has to be the best yet:
Conversation:
Asshat: "I’m lending my laptop to my sister because, being the blonde that she is, she snapped something on her power cable for her laptop"
(No, I didn’t make that blonde bit up, there is no need for such embellishments here!)
Me (after ascertaining they have the same make of laptop): "Well couldn’t you just take her the power cable?"
Asshat: "No… because she broke the something-or-other and the power adapter is connected to the cable"
Me: *confused look*
Other flatmate, K: "So… again, why do you need to take the whole laptop?"
Asshat: "So she can play games and watch dvd’s or whatever till she gets a new one"
Um… that wasn’t the question being asked. I dared a very quick peek at K and she was giving me the same ‘wtf is wrong with her?’ look and I had to look away very quickly before we both cracked up with laughter. And I still cannot believe she called her sister blonde. Clearly all those hours in the bathroom, standing at the mirror, have not revealed her own ineptitude.
